Map Builder is live — society may recover.
No login required — revolutionary technology from 1998.
14 goats reviewed this website. 13 approved. One ate the wire.
Coming soon: tools that do one job without asking for your childhood memories.
Breaking: Excel still pretending to be project management software.
Map Builder is live — society may recover.
No login required — revolutionary technology from 1998.
14 goats reviewed this website. 13 approved. One ate the wire.
Coming soon: tools that do one job without asking for your childhood memories.
Breaking: Excel still pretending to be project management software.
Useful nonsense tools

Small tools.
Big help.
No circus.

A clean collection of fast tools for people tired of paying €29/month for a button that does one thing and still needs onboarding.

No login. No “book a demo”. No 47-page PDF. Calm down.

goat-reviewed kafeneio approved 3am certified not enterprise, thank god
Random wisdom generatorLOL
“Click the button and receive business wisdom nobody asked for.”

Tiny roadmap.
Suspiciously useful.

No promises carved in stone. More like carved in a napkin next to a coffee.

01 · LIVE

Map Builder

Custom maps and shareable locations. Already alive, against all odds.

02 · NEXT

Car Tools

Fleet, rental and booking helpers for people fighting spreadsheets.

03 · LATER

Business Tools

Small office tools. Less software religion, more getting things done.

04 · WHEN COFFEE WORKS

Travel Tools

Trip helpers for people who travel, not just post airport stories.

Tools that work.
Strange concept.

Starts with one. Grows slowly. Like a plant. Unlike your last startup idea.

01 · LIVE NOW
MAP

Map Builder

Create custom maps, add places, share layouts fast. No account needed.

Yes, it works. No, we are not charging €12/month for it.

Open tool →
02 · SOON
CAR

Car Tools

Rental, fleet, bookings and other office headaches made easier.

Excel “works”. So does a spoon as a screwdriver.

Coming soon
03 · SOON
BIZ

Business Tools

Small daily tools because buying enterprise software to send one invoice is wild.

Your SaaS stack has 14 tools. You use 3 features total.

Coming soon
04 · SOON
TRIP

Travel Tools

Maps, itineraries and places for people who travel for fun, not for content.

If you photograph your food before eating it, this tool may judge you.

Coming soon

“Why is this free?”

Because we haven’t figured out how to charge you yet. Enjoy the bug.

“Is this better than competitors?”

Their homepage has a chatbot and a “Book a demo” button. You tell us.

“When feature X?”

When the coffee runs out and panic starts. So probably Thursday.

Manifesto nobody asked for
Vlakies.com is where small tools live before they become big projects, expensive plugins, or completely unnecessary ideas at 3 AM that somehow reach production.